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Pledge Allegiance

Son of de cypher, not the son of Sam Berkowitz

I spurred 80 bars, but the verses were superfluous

No other person on this Earth is further virtuous

Worded subversiveness, I’m at your services

I am the id burnin' fervent beneath your surfaces

While you solicit dull, null skullduggery

Souls get sold like these brothers be up at Sotheby's

I am the one; there could never be another me

Lyrics are liquid; the beat’s so beautiful

I’m makin lame rappers think outside the cubicle

This dude’s so dutiful; I catch wreck cleverly

See me? You better off kickin' the methamphetamine

Or meddlin' with the Medellin; highly inadvisable

Reckless, like coastin I-95 on a bicycle

This what the pied piper do; Beats, rhymes, half-life

Who the next Bandcamp bozo that I can gaslight?

Act right, before I tell you who he really is

I’m Salamander The Great, You skeevy and mischievous

You’re not an mc; you’re more like a comedian

Bronx keeps creatin' it; Google or Wikipedia it

I pledge allegiance to the breakbeat

Brace your brain cause these statements are stately

Nineteen-seventy somethin', the artform was fetal

Now my feet are subject to the arm of the needle

Let 'em scrape the record on the plate

A nugget is truncated then relayed to the fade

The zenith proceeded to beget a behemoth achievement

For each and every head to pledge allegiance

I pledge allegiance to the breakbeat

Crates at Skate Key; spray paint the train seats

Collage, inside the vibe we reside

Accolades! This a barrage of homages

We used to b-boy, we now men

Fist in the clouds whether you light or brown skin

Trust me, us be the epitome

Nothin benign about the cypher in your facility

SODC, we decree your obedience

Sally be meaner than the previous deviants

The lead inconvenience, I abhor conformity

Corporate quotas will keep me lawful and orderly

Corpses are bloated with rigor mortis, accordingly

The cordless recording this morbid poetry audibly

Three-sixty rotary, seasonally cyclical

Emil is surreal; Torres is never typical

One for the money, two for the general principle

This egotistical twit is magnificently difficult

He’s not applicable; he’s off the gridiron

Diminutive giant; these lines are pliant

while this lion’s applyin' defiance

It’s like shock and awe poppin' off

Lob a Molotov at a mob of these automatons

Doggone, you square; he like an octagon

Watch the rocket launch; twitchy ichiban phenomenon

He’s loggin' on; rifts the bandwith

Rips the halfwits an ass-slit in Sanskrit

Rockin' his Stan Smiths

Asterisk! You stay ratchet; I’m intergalactic

The Treatise

Because the force that I oppose is coarse

This trance that we are all suspended in,

and among,

and unconsciously against

I am empty and saturated

alone in a cluster of kindreds, screaming in silence

Let us torch the refuse,

sanitize the slate,

shock the charge card zombies awake

Prophets perished, in order to actuate my drum

Lest we celebrate a villification of ourselves

And if one door closes, I kick the next one open

In the name of the mute, the blind shall see

Listen to the midi idiom

This beat repeats, my cerebellum enveloped

Ladies and gentlemen, check the elements this melon develops

Venomous pellets eject from esophagus

Prophet to the continents

Rappers profit off gossip

I'm the logical opposite, I'm the optimal operative

an anamolous clod Gotham's got in its populace

My rap is lookin to scrap the status quo

Unlike the average flow

More like an antidote, I am the GOAT

and that's the most valid answer, folks

We bash the bland, surpass the drab

Unmask the gassed

Son passed the task and after mastered the craft

Pastor lads, I clasp my gnads

Draft the chapter, bash the plastic rap

Grasp the track, grammatical acrobat

We are the Cosmic moshpit.. not to be noxious

not to be impossibly boxed in any option

not to be in policy, not with any option

Round two, pound you senseless, surround you

Defenses tense, it's astounding

the nouns I pronounce,

surmount the mass amounts of rancid sounds that's abound

In the wild, I be wound but unrenowned

You're world renowned, but the words spit out your mouth

come out without substance, substandard

The commander never pander

Grand candor, second to no other ranter's rancor

What's good for the gander's good for the goose

but truth be told, I ooze couth nous, infuse the juice

You dudes aloof... Salute!

scratches: Salamander the Mongrel.. hit 'em with dissidence..believe me or not..formidable foe..ghetto telekinetic, bet he's never..hovers, arises defining brotherhood binding, united..I tend to the tenements..

Beyond, we nod, phenom

Forego with the role and uh

Panamericana forego with the role and uh

Mother Matter forego with the role and uh

Hipster pitter patter forego with the role and uh

Salamander is jammed with grams of adamantium

antsy to up the ante, plus stampede like a mass of frantic fanatics at The Pantheon

the anti to your Ambien

crafty, slap-happy champion

Catch me if you can

If not, keep up like the Kardashians

He's rationing his acumen

Rap is full of saccharin

Sufferin succotash, suckas are languishing from banishment

They wack and I'm the antonym

I'm serving the proverbial javelin to your abdomen

One can imagine I'm a master of the dialect

The sire untethered, untied; his higherness is wireless

It's 99.9 percent saliva in the firepit

Biased, pissy pariah who's mired in his environment

I rival leviathan idols, cradle to cryogen

Can't dampen this diamond, violin to your violence

Torres the tyrant, vibrant musical migrant

triflin, like the virus up in your hyperlink

Heavy Conjecture

We are the sons of a lesser ancestor,

destined for excellence

the best heads against your pestilence

my pen connects ta men

I spread hella resonance, we mesh testaments

Mess with them out in the vestibule

Menacing mc's become edible vegetables

They're tepid, I'm Con Ed electrical

Medicine for peasants and my tenet's inflexible

Well I'm spreading the letters

to incredible predicates

Meta-zealots and veterans

never been this elegant

Extra Gen Xer Fedex excerpts

Left on Lefferts, let an enemy fester

Press heavy conjecture

Next, your neck hurts

You just jesters; ingest the lecture

This set's correct, sir

I tend to the tenements

Ghetto telekinetic

Bet he's never Benedict

Onesy, twosy

from the gutter to the boonies

I bruise spruce looseleafs

while you deduce: who's he?

Dude be bougie

Rock a copper-encrusted kufi

Gimme room,

can't stand a goon glued to me

The tune's unruly

Crews be fuddy-duddy

So we got ta proof a young newbie

A cool breeze in Eden

nice weather to eat a heathen

even if he the last MC breathin,

you cretins can't defeat 'em

The only F word on the beat:

freedom from a sucka MC

It's freedom from a sucka MC!

Polluted sewage,

I'm better suited deluded

Whoever you is,

you under my tutelage

What a ruse;

the truth too convoluted

Polluted sewage,

I'm better suited deluded

Whoever you is, you under my tutelage

Won't you collude

with the solution I'm assumin?

One for the lack of credit, two for the pant sag

Forty years old, I give a damn about a handbag

Salaman, an antagonistic protagonist

Granted, in a past life,

a ragtag anarchist

Fast forward the poet

juxtaposed in prose

Known to construct a flow,

behold it arose

Keep a suspect close;

the code of a closer

So the poser don't pose a threat

to my cosa nostra

Maniacal ape,

make a mountain out a molehill

then expose it to compost

Go green, no frills

Hold still, this could hurt for just a minute

Send him a percentage of penance

dependin on the present

Dependin how the pad and pen pitted,

slid into sentence, got spitted, splitted your melon

Stimulation Overload!

Hit the Bronx River Parkway to Tuckahoe

Buddy, you ain't gully, you gullible

No wonder you're under the rubble

But I digress, let's bring it back to the wordplay

Sally, the ultimate blerd,

absurd to be third base

I'm left of unreal until none tells

Rappers have run awry in redundance

Plumb fails

Junk males, believe it you get deleted

Liters of tears are streaming

down your cheeks in disagreement

Keep heed of the beacon

He isn't a green Rican

Deep, chief of the fief

from the Himalayan Peaks

'til the heels of his feet

and the streak of MC's beneath 'em

Salamander bend your mind to blender

Let us find a face

that's adjacent to my agenda

I am not of the center

A patron, not a pretender

Iron mighty metaphysical cerebellum upended

Staunch, as I launch an offensive

on a defender, end 'em

Me Machine

Siphon the seed built in the melody, my baby

Speak me, so sweetly, discreetly so each me can

piece me competely be steep, body, yeay

CC these dreams seem pristine, seem pristine

Merely machine me machine body, yeay

You never be me, you

you never give me, you

You never be me, you

You never give me, you

You never be me, you

You'll never leave me, no

Connect collectively electric empty

Center me, Center me, center me, center me

Center me, celestial MC

Connect collectively, electric empty

Nao fica nada fora do seus oluz

Never the need for emotion

whether grief or elation

Siphon the seed built in the melody, my baby

You'll never leave me, you

Never the need for emotion

whether grief or elation

Siphon the seed built in the melody, my baby

You'll never leave me, you

Relevancy

At ease, let me articulate a thought

or two

vent what I got pent up,

render the angst audible

Son of the art

my bite, bigger than bark

my life, bitter to part

I deliver syllables

that some consider bizarre

Disrupt the rigamarole

Salamander the Mongrel,

formidable foe

I boast, these words

are on a scientifical scope

Maxi-minimal approach

I shatter the back of apathy

Rubber-padded prototypic

romantic catastrophe

Dastardly rap MC's

sweet bastards

Ass n' feet stench offend me less

Son-Of sharper than a

pack of Gilettes

as we clap beneath stress,

trap the Beast, we're blessed

Greed suppressed,

let's free the oppressed

while the sheep appease the flesh

we graf aficionados

Cosmonaut follow not

A model mano's arrived

oddest panache

a notch up a hodge podge of rivals

This is not a skrilla soliloquy

I'm still a step ahead

of a million militant millipedes

Dippin' diligently,

pillaging villages, believe

Cop a squat, broaden your peripheral

I'm not the norm,

perform lyrical miracles

Cats are quizzical,

slow to comprehend,

daunted by content

that be on this document

Prompted, I'm confident

flanked by men of the craft

Dem never crass

these lads are everlast

See, fads are better past

The plastic, melted, inactive

Masses of land split

as the world collapses

Rational man sick,

every case, a basket

Add to this madness:

our commanders are hapless

Ask why

I shun criminality

Ask why

It's not about a salary

Ask why

My people underachieve

Our minds been seized

Our souls intend to secede

Roll endless with me

My breath never fatigued

I rep relevancy

Damn this demographic

Salamander is static,

his words elastic

Submerges the verse

in the rhythm he access

On and on 'til dawn breaks

Find me residing

in this Harlem enclave

My team rocks

from the Bronx to Bombay

and abroad, as the catalog elongates

The Be It Had Better Been

They sey war..

Yuh no sey war

War di one defect fi di human novelty

Asserting a model fi serving a monarchy

Most certain di serpent,

his circuitry rotted mi

Marauded are di laws

dat govern all of wi

Let us begin,

who what why where when

The thoughts emerge,

as the words spill from the pen

See I'm not insane,

in fact I'm kind of rational

Agile and magical,

my actions are gradual

But rappers are vaginal,

masked in machismo

Canon in hand,

in an adamant stance

At a glance, it's valid

but that's a brand

underneath cloak

So don't soak

in the fecal the Beast sowed

Ponte listo,

forward or get the heave-ho

I scribble drivel,

the mental over the mass

It's a categorical clash

My chatter audible

That mortal gropes bolder gonads

Backlash to bad rap

Salamaster, battle axe

Batter a rapper,

zap him with cataracts

Tatted, scholastic rap. kid

Madison Avenue crab ass,

sag in the pantaloons

Paddy-wag fashion

that he snagged last

cause your daddy lacked class

My passion accredited

Dreaded the generic,

but never deaded the etiquette

Backpack attack

Get at a new delegate

Hell if it benefits,

when it fits, relish the sentiment

Witness phonetic intelligence,

coveted benevolence

To all my New Jersey, New York,

Connecticut residents

Collectively, we're embedded

in delicate sediment

Let us get it evident

with the be it had better been

The groove we allude to

potent

Embrace the thump

on this commodity

Your honor

the hottest throughout

a melodic poverty

Gotta be cognizant

of posturin' incompetents

debauchin' doctrine,

concoctin' nonsense for the profitin'

Lining the pockets, and

spiting the consequence

Eyes on the prize

while they're glorifyin' intoxicants

Bye the bye,

recognize what I despise:

lies, disguise,

mindless pride

Bye the bye,

let me surmise what I'd advise:

My hybrid vibes

They deny divide

They provide a guide,

believe me or not

I got the key to unlock

iller milliwatts

A cerebral debacle,

keener kibosh

I'm not appealing

to the seedier lot

Never not a mentally

meaty philosopher

Popular rock impostor of

Bach, conqueror

Logic got accosted, I'm Gossimer

monster gems the son amends

Jot with pen,

knock dissent in some events

Encompassin',

not condensed irrelevance

hip hop again

Flock, repent malevolence

Erregardless

Found out of the bowels

of a downstate township

It's clouded how he accounts

for countless nouns ripped

The outfit's grounded

well rounded, brown spic

Doubts get ousted

I drown when I'm dowsed in

a fountain of

counterfeit vile glitz

Oblong noggin on wrong

Gotta get it corrected, head trip

Theoretic heretic

with a selective leftist ethic

F a politic, we anonymous

I'm a monument to rhymin';

I posit piles of this

erregardless if a hominid

think he dominant

MIDI artist, to be honest

I'm a rapper recluse

The brother funnel subtle dung

among other pursuits

Plus he's stubborn, to boot

Dozens of coloreds salute

Some would muzzle this cunning

rubbish that you pundits peruse

Reduce the nukes,

quash the militance

Hit 'em with dissidence

from a literate citizen

Men and women submittin' since

the Ottoman bottomin' out

Now ponder upon the comments

that I've been allowed

This beat repeats,

beneath me preaching peace,

beneath me beasting

Believe me, we've increased degrees

People, brief the seeds,

peel back their eyelids

I bomb with a Pilot

Enlightened, I minus the silence

And in spite of the climate,

Son-Of, his cipher behind him,

hovers, arises, defining brotherhood

binding, united

The rhyme that I design

random, often arbitrary

Oxymoronic, I'm a monarch

in a monastery

Quasi-odd, this foggy nod

to the like mind

Transcend realms,

cause a ripple through the timeline

These prime lines,

toxic like an arsenic

erregardless if what ya'll

submit is so larcenous